#Fungus The Satin Rat

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RANDOM SMILING CRITTERS OC ONESHOTS FT. @that1garrulousfan & @daydreamer36 OCS!

Scene 1 (Copper Trade & Hot Topic):

Ash, sitting on top of a cooler: Where is that penguin…

Fungus: He could be running late, Tio.

Ash: Yeah, yeah I know but Issac is normally on time whenever I call him. You don’t think he forgot, do you?

Fungus: No, if anything he’s probably stuck in traffic or something.

Ash: Yeah, you’re right. Y’know the last time I was here, there was this super hyper hyena that kept asking me what I was making-

HyperHumor in the distance: HEY THERE INVENTOR GUY!

Ash: oh my god no.

She runs towards them.

HyperHumor: I didn’t expect to see you again! You even brought a new friend with you this time!

Fungus: Tio, who is this lady-

HyperHumor: YOU’RE AN UNCLE NOW?!

Ash: I’ve always been an- Nevermind, yes I’m an uncle. Now what do you want?

HyperHumor: I just wanna know what you’re building that’s all!

Ash: I’m just fixing a coffee machine for a friend of mine.

Ash turns to Fungus and whispers into his ear.

Ash, whispering: Fungus, I need you to distract her until I’m done getting the materials from Issac.

Fungus nods in agreement.

Ash: Hey, uh…what’s your name again?

HyperHumor: My name is HyperHumor!

Ash: Oh! Well my name is Ash. This is my nephew, Fungus. Can you like take him to the uh…

Fungus: The Hello Kitty Store!

Ash: I thought you couldn’t stand that pla-

The boy winked at his uncle.

Ash: I mean- Yeah, take him to the Hello Kitty store for me!

HyperHumor: Uh, okay? When do you want me to give him back?

Ash: He’ll tell you when it’s time to go.

HyperHumor: Okay.

Hyper and Fungus leave as Issac finally arrives.

Issac Inventor: Sorry I’m late. I was stuck talking to this weird dog.

Ash: Don’t worry about it. You got the goods?

Issac Inventor: Depends, you got the ice?

Ash opens the cooler to reveal a huge chuck of ice.

Issac Inventor: Oh that’s beautiful! you’re gonna be building good for months!

HyperHumor and Fungus walk around the mall until they see a store.

HyperHumor: Hey, this isn’t the Hello Kitty store!

Fungus: No, it’s Hot Topic.

HyperHumor: What’s the topic? Devil worship?

Fungus: Wouldn’t you like to know.

They walk into the store and immediately spot a familiar face.

???: Which shirt did she want again?

Fungus: Miss Barker?

Harper Barker turns around and spots the two.

Harper Barker: Oh sweet critter-Jesus.

HyperHumor: Harper! I didn’t know you shopped here!

Harper Barker: I don’t. The one in the underground is getting remodeled and my girlfriend wanted something from here.

Fungus: As in the girlfriend that you don’t have?

Harper Barker: Shouldn’t you be with one of weird aunts or uncles?

Fungus: Shouldn’t you stop patronizing my uncle?

HyperHumor: Wait you two know each other?

Fungus and Harper both sigh.

Fungus & Harper: Unfortunately.

Harper Barker: One of his uncles is a criminal.

Fungus: She keeps hunting down my uncle CatNap whenever he isn’t doing anything bad.

HyperHumor: Yeesh, bad experiences with each other. We’ll just leave you alone then.

Fungus: Gabby says that you reek of bleach.

HyperHumor: ALRIGHT! Bye Harper!

Harper rolls her eyes and continued shopping as the two left.

They didn’t buy anything…

Scene 2 (Chased by a Guard Dog):

HyperHumor is seen walking through the halls of a facility. SV! CatNap is not too far behind her. Harper is seen talking to another guard.

Harper Barker: Yeah and then he said-

HyperHumor: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Harper turns around and makes eye contact with Hyper. They stare at each other for a few minutes before Hyper runs away with Harper chasing her from behind.

Harper Barker: OH HYPERHUMOR!

HyperHumor: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Scene 3 (Denial):

Harper Barker is running through the valley in order to get to the entrance of the Underground.

SV! CatNap: Hey Harp-

Harper Barker: YOU’RE GAY.

Harper continues to run.

SV! CatNap: Yeesh! What was that about?

HyperHumor: Yeah like there was no need to repeat something that we already knew.

SV! CatNap slowly turns to stare at her.

HyperHumor: What?

SV! CatNap: I- I’m not gay.

HyperHumor eyes him up and down.

SV! CatNap: Why are you looking at me like that?

HyperHumor: Didn’t you call the sun DogDay-

SV! CatNap: IT WAS ONE TIME!

Diamond: CatNap, darling, we all know that it was more than one time.

SV! CatNap: No it wasn’t! Calico, you believe me right?

Calico: Te he visto llorar al anochecer varias veces. [translated: I've seen you cry at dusk (the sunset) several times.]

SV! CatNap: Damnit.

Scene 4 (Bagels):

Pico: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Pierre, standing behind Lucy: The Souls of the Innocent.

Lucy: A bagel.

Pierre: NO!

Lucy: Two bagels…?

Scene 5 (THE VOICES.):

Dainty Daisy: Hey, what’s wrong with that guy?

She points towards SV! CatNap being crowded by the SV! Smiling Critters.

HyperHumor: I don’t know, I tried asking once but-

SV! CatNap: THE VOICES‼️‼️‼️

SV! Hoppy: WE DEMAND WAFFLE FRIES!!!!

SV! Kickin: THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD DEMAND IT!!!!

SV! Bubba Bubbaphant: I don’t.

SV! Hoppy slowly turns around to look at him before turning back to SV! CatNap.

SV! Hoppy: BUBBA DEMANDS WAFFLE FRIES!!!

SV! Bubba Bubbaphant: NO I DONT???

Scene 6 (Dehydration or Godhood?):

Harper Barker and Pierre are fighting each other for practice, Pierre hadn’t been drinking water at all that day.

Harper Barker: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated-

Pierre: OUTTA MY WAY LESBIAN! I’M BOUTTA LIBERATE MY DIVINE SELF FROM THIS MORTAL SHELL!

After Pierre attempted to fight Harper….

Pierre, laying on the ground as he looks extremely exhausted: Hop- Hopital…

Scene 7 (Roof: Chased by a Guard Dog continued):

Harper Barker is looking for HyperHumor and SV! CatNap around the facility.

Harper Barker: Where are they-

Footsteps are heard above her.

Harper Barker: oh my god.

Rat Guard 1: Captain! The intruders ran into the janitor’s closet-

Harper Barker: HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET UP TO THE ROOF?!

Rat Guard 2: Oh so that’s why we couldn’t find them in the janitor’s closet!

Harper Barker: …what.

Rat Guard 2: Yeah, we couldn’t find-

Harper grabs Rat Guard 2 by the neck and pins them to the wall.

Harper Barker: Has no one ever taught you a lesson in shutting up? Because that running mouth of yours is about to get you fired.

Rat Guard 2: No… Sorry, Ca- Captain.

Harper Barker: Good.

She throws them into Rat Guard 1.

Harper Barker: Now go be useful and capture those intruders.

The two guards ran off as Harper quickly made her way towards the roof.

Meanwhile…

SV! CatNap and HyperHumor are on the roof, looking down at the ground below.

HyperHumor: How much do you think grass can soften a fall?

SV! CatNap: Not a lot. Trust me, I’ve seen Topaz try and fail several times.

HyperHumor: Welp, what are we supposed to do now?

SV! CatNap: I can probably call Cat-Bee to teleport us out of here-

Harper Barker from a distance: OH CRIMINAL!

SV! CatNap: ONTO THE GRASS!

HyperHumor: WAIT WHAT-

SV! CatNap pushed HyperHumor off the roof before jumping off as well. Harper Barker and two rat guards walked over to where the two criminals were before they jumped.

Rat Guard 1: Are they…dead?

Harper couldn’t help but smile. Her smile looked manic…

Harper Barker: Only one can hope!

…Harper then saw both of them again when she was getting lunch with her girlfriend.

Scene 8 (Fries):

HyperHumor and Harper Barker are sitting at a park bench.

HyperHumor: Your anger levels have not gone down at all today!

Harper Barker: Okay and?

HyperHumor: We were supposed to figure out how to control your anger so that you’d stop blowing up on people and saying death threats whenever someone you don’t like starts speaking! Aren’t guards supposed to be nice to civilians or something?

Harper Barker: Not me. I’m the captain of the guards, remember?

Hyper let out an annoyed sigh.

HyperHumor: Of course that doesn’t apply to you…

???: Sounds like you’re trying to help Harper with her issues.

Hyper and Harper turned around and saw Dainty Daisy walking towards them. Harper’s eyes widened as she saw fries in Daisy’s hand.

Harper Barker: She has Hop n Stops! Dan, where’d you get Hop n Stops?

Dainty Daisy: Hop n Stop?

Harper held her hand out.

Harper Barker: Bitch, give me fry.

HyperHumor: Harper language-

Dainty Daisy, holding the fries away from her: Is that how you ask?

Harper Barker: Bitch, PLEASE give me a fry.

Daisy gave Harper a fry as she sat down next to Hyper. Putting the fries on the table as she did so.

HyperHumor: That’s somewhat better, but can you please not call her the B word?

Harper Barker: That sounds like you problem.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper, why are you even helping her? She’s walking disaster.

HyperHumor: Be nice! Harper just needs a push in the right direction is all.

Dainty Daisy: She needs a push into therapy.

Harper Barker: And you need a push into the hospital.

Dainty Daisy: See? Just let her imaginary girlfriend help her.

Harper started to growl.

Harper Barker: Continue talking about my girlfriend and the last thing you’re gonna remember is her putting you in the ground.

HyperHumor: Harper, calm down! Daisy didn’t mean it! Right, Daisy?

Dainty Daisy: I mean it. God, I need some fries- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIES?!

Harper showed off the last fry in front of Daisy before eating it in front of her.

Dainty Daisy: B*dolphin noise*H, THAT WAS MY LAST ONE! HOW’D YOU TAKE THAT?!

Harper Barker: Quick hands. Don’t leave your fries out on the table next time. You should check in with like Fungus or an angel about that weird censoring curse you and Hyper both have.

Dainty Daisy: We don’t-

HyperHumor: HAHA! YOU’RE SO RIGHT, HARPER! WE SHOULD DO THAT EVENTUALLY!

Daisy gave Hyper a confused look.

HyperHumor: Wow! Look at the time, we’d better get going now. Bye, Harper! See ya later!

Before Harper could say anything, Hyper quickly dragged Daisy behind a building.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper, what was that all about? Why were you acting so weird?

HyperHumor turned around and gave her a guilty look.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper… What did you do?

HyperHumor: So uh… Funny story, Harper thinks that we’re from her universe-

Dainty Daisy: HYPER!

HyperHumor: I wasn’t even done yet! She thinks we’re from here and that we got cursed to be censored whenever we swear!

Dainty Daisy: You could’ve ask that Bee-Cat lady to turn off the censors! I don’t mind cussing Harper out without censors.

HyperHumor: That’s problem if I do turn off the censors for us! Harper would crush you into tiny little bits! I’ve seen her fight and she gets all the scary.

Dainty Daisy: Okay? I can probably take her in a fight.

HyperHumor: You don’t know that!

Dainty Daisy: Ugh, can we just talk about this back home?

HyperHumor: Fine, but you have to put a dollar in the sweat jar for what you said to Harper!

Daisy rolled her eyes as Hyper opened a portal back home.

Dainty Daisy: Fine.

Hyper and Daisy both enter the portal as a shadowy figure watches before flying away. The only thing left behind was a yellowish green feather.

THATS THE END OF THIS BATCH OF ONESHOTS! :D

HYPERHUMOR AND DAINTY DAISY BELONGS TO @that1garrulousfan

PERFECT PIERRE, PICO IMPURE, AND ISSAC INVENTOR BELONGS TO @daydreamer36

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Wildlife of the Scarred Wastes

Hey I put together a list of all wildlife found in Plague, for writing purposes. Because it's pretty unique from the rest of Sornieth. Thus can be a bit difficult to write for.  It's also interesting to note that most of the creatures can be found in other locations too, I picture the varieties found in plague to be more...plague-y. I hope this is at least a good jumping off point for you writers/worldbuilders!

Includes little personal notes here and there about possible uses, ecology and real-life equivalents, and interesting notes from the items bio too.

Everything under the cut. Long post ahead

Meat:

Panther Anole (Small, fool hardy, easy prey for hatchlings) Plague Bat (Bat that carries plagues?? Probably a small snack for adults and a meal for hatchlings) Satin Mouse (Magically charged mice, might have been introduced from Arcane) Java Sparrow (Small songbird, Nutritious) Shrew (Small and mole like, cannot be tamed) Marsh Rabbit (Oily water repellent fur, probably like a softer beaver pelt. Decent meal. Probably farmed for fur) Dappled Clucker (Chickens whose females brutally fight over males. Probably farmed for meat) Steppes Box Turtle (known for it's shell pattern) Musk Scrapper (Like a brown skunk, stinks but apparently the meat is incredible.) Flecked Bushrunner (Type of quail. males race each other to impress females. Proabably a common type of wild game) Wood Duck (Probably a common type of wild game) Silver-Laced Rooster (There was a play about a rooster trying to woo a dragon. Ended poorly.) Arroyo Toad (Most dragons are immune to it's toxin but Mirrors are allergic to it.) Plantain Poacher (Type of squirrel monkey. Common pest that raids produce stores.) Bush Rat Wallaby (Probably a decent sized meal) False Podid (Decent meal, cousin to common podid, tastes best when roasted in the shell) White-Eared Hummingbird Coral Snake (VENOMOUS. Rear-fanged. But edible to dragons if eaten carefully. Snakes store their venom in the head area. Body meat is generally fine.) White Squirrel (Cannot jump, probably easy prey. Most likely is native to Ice) Tokay Gecko (DEADLY. Covered in a potent poison from head to toe. (Note: real tokay geckos are not poisonous, just massive bitey assholes)) Bleeding Heart Crow (Only Males have the "Bleeding Heart" coloration) Ferret (a treat for most dragons, might also be kept as pets and for hunting small game) Sugarglider (Common pest in sugarmelon crops. might also be kept as pets.) Bar-Headed Goose (Might be farmed for meat/feathers) Hellbender (Massive salamander (one of the largest species on earth!)) Emerald Striker (VENOMOUS. Emeralds contain the toxin) Silver Raccoon (Known to steal and hoard silver.) Green Iguana (apparently very friendly and probably common pets (Important Note: Real green iguanas are NOT friendly and want nothing more than to whip you to shreds. Make terrible pets!)) Bog Canary (Song is apparently horrible, but plumage is pretty, might be kept as pets (Note: the art depicts a budgerigar not a canary)) Golden Reefprince (Regal and golden, best served to someone you're trying to impress. Probably farmed and marketed in the same vein as Valentine Roses) Black Swan (Probably farmed for Meat/Feathers) Green-throated Skink (More confident then it's cousin, probably more common to see skittering around in daylight) Dustrat (Seen as vermin, a sign to clean your lair) Banded Dart Frog (POISONOUS. However NOT deadly. Instead it's hallucinagenic. Probably farmed as an legal and/or illegal narcotic. Probably a big market for them.) Collared Lemming (Probably has a local superstition about it staring into your soul and knowing all your secrets) Webwing Alpha ( might be farmed for meat or plumage. Or kept as familiars) Yellow-Throated Sparrowmouse (kept as Familiars. Plumage might be used in crafts) Basilisk (Direct eye contact can turn dragons to stone. Probably Hunted as Big/trophy game. Also Kept as familiars) Clown Charger (Skin is poisonous. Might be hunted as Trophy Game but not eaten. Also Kept as familiars) Parasitic Fungus (Has mind controlling fungus, however fungus rarely takes. Also Kept as familiars) Fungalhoof Qiriq (Leaves a trail of fungus where ever it goes, easy to track dangerous to hunt. Might be hunted as big/Trophy game or as possible rites of passage . Also Kept as familiars) Roving Lionsnake (Large dangerous ambush predators that stalk long grasses. Might be hunter for trophy game or possible rights of passage. Also kept as familiars) Murkbottom Gull (Common seabirds, most likely a common sight at waterways. Also kept as familiars) Giant White Toridae (Large! Has Myths and urban legends surrounding it. Probably hunted as Trophy game or even rites of passage. Also Kept as familiars.) Ultramel Amphithere (Amphithere displaying the "Ultramel" color morph. Probably popular pets. Also kept as familiars) Auburn Woolly Walrus (Hostile due to chronic pain. Probably Farmed for meat and fur while also being hunted as big/trophy game. Also kept as familiars.) Hooded Dodo (Completely blind despite three sets of eyes. Probably farmed for meat and feather. Also kept as familiars) Infestation Hound (Wild ones are ambush predators, baiting and eating scavengers. Probably Domesticated by plague clans and bred then raised as hunting partners and companions. Kept as familiars) Heartred Croaker (Meat is uniquely brown and green in coloration. Kept as familiars) Mossy Cerdae (Healing magic-less Unicorns. Population is rising exponentially. Probably hunted for meat/fur/horns. Kept as familiars) Hippojay (Might be farmed for meat or hunted as big/trophy game. Or kept as familiars) Bluetail Skira (Blue algea clings to their tail fur causing the blue coloration. Might be farmed for meat or hunted like big game. Or kept as familiars) Paddyfowl (Common predator to smaller amphibians, might be farmed for meat or plumage. Or kept as familiars) Moordwelling Trunker (Displays are a lot like jousting. Probably farmed for meat. Or kept as familiars) Glowing Pocket Mouse ( A light snack. Or kept as familiars) Grey River Flight ( Probably farmed for meat and water resistant hide. Or kept as familiars) Brown River Flight ( Probably farmed for meat and water resistant hide. Or kept as familiars) Bearded Pupowl (Actually a vertebrate! Amphibian and probably distantly related to salamanders. Kept as familiars)

Aquatic Life:

Crawdads Wetland Vampire (Leech) Glass Minnows (maybe kept in dragon aquaria?) Mussels Clown Shrimp Warmouth (A mid sized bass/perch-like fish, probably decent eating) Wave Skippers (Flying fish?) Sea Hare (Sea slugs) Sunset Sea Dragon Dumpling Squid (bio implies they’re eaten and dipped in sauce.) True Rainbow Trout Green Corydoras Catfish (tiny bottom dwelling catfish, maybe kept in dragon aquaria?) Golden Cushionfish (Pufferfish) Seabed Pincher (Hermit crab) Blackwater Jester (Appears to be a cardinal fish of some sort) SeaHeart (Some kinda urchin) Aether Hermit Black Maiden (type of Black Guppy, possibly poisonous? maybe kept in dragon aquaria?) Ruby Tetras (possibly a red version of the blackskirt tetra, maybe kept in dragon aquaria?) Blue Ring Octopus (DEADLY. Venom can straight up kill smaller dragons. Considered an accomplishment to catch and eat properly. Probably equivalent to Fugu.) Striped biter (Similar to a cat shark in appearance. Apparently very common.) Devilsnap (Apparently an oyster that bites back) Blue Dragon Seaslug Cobra Snakehead (mid-sized carnivorous fish) Nebula Floaters (Jellyfish of some sort, very sweet may cause tooth decay) Pond Slip (Come from dirty water, VERY important to clean) Cinnamon Loach (Popular gift among the seafood eating dragons, may also be kept in dragon aquaria?) Deviant Darter (Covered in pustules, looks plague-y) Giant Isopod Billy Bass (Breaks into song when taken out of the water, mid-sized fish probably decent eating) Discus (Popular, beautiful, and challenging to care for in irl aquaria. Possibly kept as decorative fish for the upper class in dragon aquaria) Four-Eyed Butterflyfish Pincushion Urchin Gaseous Megashrimp (Big, kept as familiars. this is speculation but depending on the size it may also be used as a seafood alternative to whole roasts like pig) Skittering Megashrimp (See above) Longjaw Lurefish (Based on the jawfish, probably much bigger. preys on birds) Glow Star (glowing starfish. Glow fades when it leaves the water. Might make good underwater decoration) Wave Sweeper (Patrols shallow waterway. Probably hunted for meat or ignored, Kept as familiars) Plantation Pincher (Considered a rampant pest on farmland.)

Insect Life:

Fungus Cutter (Large fungivore ants) Glade Swarmer (Builds large hives and defend it fiercely, disturbing it will end in either a feast or a healers visit) Crop Cutter (Pests that can devour entire fields. Plant eater hate them while others feast on them.) Maggot (common on the many festering corpses of the scarred wastes) Harlequin Ladybug (perform intricate aerial acrobatics, can be challenging for hatchlings to catch) Salt-Marsh Mosquito (Carry many diseases, numbers swell in summer) Tachinid Fly (Their carapace can be ground into tincture and tonics with restorative capabilities. Valuable. Probably farmed for medicinal purposes) Redwing Hopper (Spend most of their time gliding. low-flying dragons end up with face fulls of them.) Greenworm (Blends in well and challenging to find) Land Snail Rainbow Grasshopper (Taste terrible. seems to be a common prank to tell younger dragons that they taste like rainbows.) Tinder Bug (Tastes good if properly cooked, also effective tinder) Earwig Craftsman Brightback (Crafts intricate nests around spherical fruit, to which the fruit inside is eaten leaving behind the dried structure.) Redknee Tarantula Dusty Cicada (Collecting their shells and placing them in unexpected places around your den is considered a fun pastime) Millipede Wasteland Pauper (In an event known as the Blue Harvest vast numbers of this butterfly go migrating.) Stinglash (DEADLY. Aposematic. Skull pattern on it's head is a threat display. When stinger is removed however it's considered a delicacy) Shale Skitter (Pillbug relative. Completely flatten themselves when threatened) Parasitic Grub Red and Black Froghopper Fever Fly (Ingesting this fly is fine. being bitten by this fly leads to fevers and muscle spasms (dancing!)) Two-Tone June Beetle (Best served lightly toasted) Blackshield Cockroach (Fae use rocks to crack it's shell for eating.) Yellow Jumper (Deadly? Very tasty apparently) False Veneer Moth (Pattern on it's wings shines to distract predators) Yellowtail Caterpillar (Commonly eaten in piles with pepper sauce, cucumber, rice, and wrapped in seaweed) Orchid Beetle (Native to the Starwood Strand. gets its coloration from the plants it eats) Water Bug Catocala Moth (Cryptic patterning on wings) Giant Prickly Stick Insect (Has a hard time find mates due to effective camouflage) Autumn Pennant (Dragonfly. Scarce, only appears towards the end of autumn) Sugarbee (Feeds on sugarcane. Popular as sweet treats. might be treated like candy to insectivores) Firefly (Probably native to Fire. Has a crisp, crunchy texture with an extremely spicy flavor.) Dead Leaf Mantis (Feeds entirely on brain matter. (braaains)) Hydra Scorpion (It's said that cutting off it's tail grows two more in it's place. Probably large and treated like big/trophy game. Kept as familiars) Triple-Sight Firebug (Dragons closely bonded to this bug can use it's sight for short periods of time. Possibly used for rough reconnaissance. Kept as familiars) Tufted Leaf Beetle (Pests. A swarm of these beetles can devour a field overnight. Kept as familiars.) Tender Larail (Consumes all parts of a plant except seeds, which it carefully buries. Might be a Keystone species. Kept as familiars.) Spoiling Scorpio (Probably large and treated like big/trophy game. Kept as familiars)

Plant Life:

Highland Dryleaf (Hardy. Tastes awful. Plentiful) Marsh Choker (Named for it's choking pollen. probably grows in wetland areas.) Desert Scrub (Plentiful. Tastes like dirt) Diseased Fungus (Has a following that believe it tastes zestier than normal fungus. Probably cultivated or foraged for.) Carnaval Tulip (Pretty, often in bouquets. considered by plant eaters to be "edible arrangements" Probably cultivated for food and appearance) Crisp-leaf Amaranth (Seeds are edible and commonly eaten, while the leaves are eaten less commonly.) Wild Catsup (grows along cliff-sides in thin patches with bright red flowers. might also go well with wild mustard greens) Always-Autumn (Thistle. Blooms year-round with sun-dappled colors.) Canyon Ruffage (Staple for herbivorous animals and dragons alike, common in dry areas) Blood Acorn (Filled with nutrient rich nectar) Cinnamon (Probably cultivated for exportation in the spice trade) Chickweed (Used in herbal remedies to sooth itchy scales. Probably cultivated for medicinal purposes) Herbal Plantain (Leaves of this plant can be used as an effective anti-toxin. Probably cultivated for medicinal purposes) Peace Lily (Pretty and edible, it's petals are a favorite snack of peace doves. Probably cultivate for decoration and consumption.) Gryphon's Blood Sempervivum (Appears to be a type of succulent that grows in sandy red (clay rich?) earth near gryphon territory. does not actually use blood in cultivation.) Treasure Plant (Considered to bring good luck if kept in the lair. Possibly cultivated for decoration or as gifts.) Boxwood (Has a subtle flavor?) Winter's Delight (Sweet red berries that taste the best at the coldest point in winter, Most likely native to Ice) Bonebark Mold (Plentiful. grows on dead trees.) Ashfall Prickler (Nectar on the inside has a spicy flavor that oddly goes well with anything.) Honeycrisp Apple (Probably cultivated for food. Most likely food source to Craftsman Brightbacks) Turnip (Does not keep long and must be eaten immediately. Probably cultivated for food.) Wasteland Pear (Common. but finding an edible one is not.) Cindermint (crunchy texture with a  fiery kick. Often dried and crumbled up to help accent desserts or teas. Probably cultivated for this reason.) Butcher's Fig (Fruit has a crimson coloration, juice stains the mouth for days.) Leechroot Mushroom (Parasitic fungus native to the Scarred Wastes. Pests. Targets healthy plants.) Green Plantain (Has a tart flavor and can be stored in cool places for long periods of time. Probably cultivated and exported to other flights.) Daffodil (Can be boiled, mashed, and used in stews. Blooms are also pretty. Probably cultivated for these reasons.) Grassland Grain (Easy to spot and filling meals. Great for foraging on the road.) Water Lilies Crimson Jadevine (Extremely rare. ground up to make war-paint. Might be cultivated for this purpose and might also be treated as sacred.) Sour Strawberry (It's a strawberry, but sour) Wilting Rose (Its a rose, but wilting) Pompom Mums (Vibrant, cheerful petals. Very attention getting to pollinators. might be used to attract pollinators to fields. Also useful for decorative purposes) Sand Creeper (Type of ivy that spreads prolifically over sand. Might be a good crop for those in barren wastelands.) All Seeing Shroom (Disgusting looking, covered in veins and tumors. Unknown if edible but can be traded as currency in select venues.) Ancient Mushroom (Rumored to aid with a dragons growth) Over-ripe Cherries (Cherries that ripen then go bad at a break-neck pace. Probably not cultivated.) Melon Marzal (Behaves like a normal plant until it matures in which it will become more animalistic. Weird. Kept as familiars)

???:

River Muck (Goopy. probably common in or near waterways. Probably a pest/hazard) Poultrygeist (Ghost?? Probably some kind of urban legend. Kept as familiars) Undying Featherback (Undead and requires magic to kill permanently. Probably a serious threat to plague clans. Can be kept as familiar) White Rot Deer (An older wood ear deer, not hunted nor eaten. Cultivated by dryads for protection. Also Kept as familiars) Sanguine Multimist (Sentient mist?? Probably has urban legends surrounding it. Kept as familiars.) Creeping Tendril (Animal like?? Shy, only moves when no one is looking. Kept as Familiars) Blue Vein Pansy (??? Uproots and moves itself to more optimal locations when required.) Ancient Fungus (Has a cracked, stone hard outer shell. Kept as familiars)

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Mel’s Big Fantasy Place-Name Reference

So I’ve been doing lots of D&D world-building lately and I’ve kind of been putting together lists of words to help inspire new fantasy place names. I figured I’d share. These are helpful for naming towns, regions, landforms, roads, shops, and they’re also probably useful for coming up with surnames. This is LONG. There’s plenty more under the cut including a huge list of “fantasy sounding” word-parts. Enjoy!

Towns & Kingdoms

town, borough, city, hamlet, parish, township, village, villa, domain

kingdom, empire, nation, country, county, city-state, state, province, dominion

Town Name End Words (English flavored)

-ton, -ston, -caster, -dale, -den, -field, -gate, -glen, -ham, -holm, -hurst, -bar, -boro, -by, -cross, -kirk, -meade, -moore, -ville, -wich, -bee, -burg, -cester, -don, -lea, -mer, -rose, -wall, -worth, -berg, -burgh, -chase, -ly, -lin, -mor, -mere, -pool. -port, -stead, -stow, -strath, -side, -way, -berry, -bury, -chester, -haven, -mar, -mont, -ton, -wick, -meet, -heim, -hold, -hall, -point

Buildings & Places

castle, fort, palace, fortress, garrison, lodge, estate, hold, stronghold, tower, watchtower, palace, spire, citadel, bastion, court, manor, house

altar, chapel, abbey, shrine, temple, monastery, cathedral, sanctum, crypt, catacomb, tomb

orchard, arbor, vineyard, farm, farmstead, shire, garden, ranch

plaza, district, quarter, market, courtyard, inn, stables, tavern, blacksmith, forge, mine, mill, quarry, gallows, apothecary, college, bakery, clothier, library, guild house, bath house, pleasure house, brothel, jail, prison, dungeon, cellar, basement, attic, sewer, cistern

lookout, post, tradepost, camp, outpost, hovel, hideaway, lair, nook, watch, roost, respite, retreat, hostel, holdout, redoubt, perch, refuge, haven, alcove, haunt, knell, enclave, station, caravan, exchange, conclave

port, bridge, ferry, harbor, landing, jetty, wharf, berth, footbridge, dam, beacon, lighthouse, marina, dockyard, shipyard

road, street, way, row, lane, trail, corner, crossing, gate, junction, waygate, end, wall, crossroads,  barrier, bulwark, blockade, pavilion, avenue, promenade, alley, fork, route

Time & Direction

North, South, East, West, up, down, side, rise, fall, over, under

Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn, solstice, equanox, vernal, ever, never

dusk, dawn, dawnrise, morning, night, nightfall, evening, sundown, sunbreak, sunset

lunar, solar, sun, moon, star, eclipse

Geographical Terms

Cave, cavern, cenote, precipice, crevasse, crater, maar, chasm, ravine, trench, rift, pit

Cliff, bluff, crag, scarp, outcrop, stack, tor, falls, run, eyrie, aerie

Hill, mountain, volcano, knoll, hillock, downs, barrow, plateau, mesa, butte, pike, peak, mount, summit, horn, knob, pass, ridge, terrace, gap, point, rise, rim, range, view, vista, canyon, hogback, ledge, stair, descent

Valley, gulch, gully, vale, dale, dell, glen, hollow, grotto, gorge, bottoms, basin, knoll, combe

Meadow, grassland, field, pasture, steppe, veld, sward, lea, mead, fell, moor, moorland, heath, croft, paddock, boondock, prairie, acre, strath, heights, mount, belt

Woodlands, woods, forest, bush, bower, arbor, grove, weald, timberland, thicket, bosk, copse, coppice, underbrush, hinterland, park, jungle, rainforest, wilds, frontier, outskirts

Desert, dunes, playa, arroyo, chaparral, karst, salt flats, salt pan, oasis, spring, seep, tar pit, hot springs, fissure, steam vent, geyser, waste, wasteland, badland, brushland, dustbowl, scrubland

Ocean, sea, lake, pond, spring, tarn, mere, sluice, pool, coast, gulf, bay

Lagoon, cay, key, reef, atoll, shoal, tideland, tide flat, swale, cove, sandspit, strand, beach

Snowdrift, snowbank, permafrost, floe, hoar, rime, tundra, fjord, glacier, iceberg

River, stream, creek, brook, tributary, watersmeet, headwater, ford, levee, delta, estuary, firth, strait, narrows, channel, eddy, inlet, rapids, mouth, falls

Wetland, marsh, bog, fen, moor, bayou, glade, swamp, banks, span, wash, march, shallows, mire, morass, quag, quagmire, everglade, slough, lowland, sump, reach

Island, isle, peninsula, isthmus, bight, headland, promontory, cape, pointe, cape

More under the cut including: Color words, Animal/Monster related words, Rocks/Metals/Gems list, Foliage, People groups/types, Weather/Environment/ Elemental words, Man-made Items, Body Parts, Mechanical sounding words, a huge list of both pleasant and unpleasant Atmospheric Descriptors, and a huge list of Fantasy Word-parts.

Color Descriptions

Warm: red, scarlet, crimson, rusty, cerise, carmine, cinnabar, orange, vermillion, ochre, peach, salmon, saffron, yellow, gold, lemon, amber, pink, magenta, maroon, brown, sepia, burgundy, beige, tan, fuchsia, taupe

Cool: green, beryl, jade, evergreen, chartreuse, olive, viridian, celadon, blue, azure, navy, cerulean, turquoise, teal, cyan, cobalt, periwinkle, beryl, purple, violet, indigo, mauve, plum

Neutral: gray, silver, ashy, charcoal, slate, white, pearly, alabaster, ivory, black, ebony, jet

dark, dusky, pale, bleached, blotchy, bold, dappled, lustrous, faded, drab, milky, mottled, opaque, pastel, stained, subtle, ruddy, waxen, tinted, tinged, painted

Animal / Monster-Related Words

Bear, eagle, wolf, serpent, hawk, horse, goat, sheep, bull, raven, crow, dog, stag, rat, boar, lion, hare, owl, crane, goose, swan, otter, frog, toad, moth, bee, wasp, beetle, spider, slug, snail, leech, dragonfly, fish, trout, salmon, bass, crab, shell, dolphin, whale, eel, cod, haddock

Dragon, goblin, giant, wyvern, ghast, siren, lich, hag, ogre, wyrm, kraken

Talon, scale, tusk, hoof, mane, horn, fur, feather, fang, wing, whisker, bristle, paw, tail, beak, claw, web, quill, paw, maw, pelt, haunch, gill, fin,

Hive, honey, nest, burrow, den, hole, wallow

Rocks / Metals / Minerals

Gold, silver, brass, bronze, copper, platinum, iron, steel, tin, mithril, electrum, adamantite, quicksilver, fool’s gold, titanium

Diamond, ruby, emerald, sapphire, topaz, opal, pearl, jade, jasper, onyx, citrine, aquamarine, turquoise, lapiz lazuli, amethyst, quartz, crystal, amber, jewel

Granite, shale, marble, limestone, sandstone, slate, diorite, basalt, rhyolite, obsidian, glass

Earth, stone, clay, sand, silt, salt, mote, lode, vein, ore, ingot, coal, boulder, bedrock, crust, rubble, pebble, gravel, cobble, dust, clod, peat, muck mud, slip, loam, dirt, grit, scree, shard, flint, stalactite/mite

Trees / Plants / Flowers

Tree, ash, aspen, pine, birch, alder, willow, dogwood, oak, maple, walnut,  chestnut, cedar, mahogany, palm, beech, hickory, hemlock, cottonwood, hawthorn, sycamore, poplar, cypress, mangrove, elm, fir, spruce, yew

Branch, bough, bramble, gnarl, burr, tangle, thistle, briar, thorn, moss, bark, shrub, undergrowth, overgrowth, root, vine, bracken, reed, driftwood, coral, fern, berry, bamboo, nectar, petal, leaf, seed, clover, grass, grain, trunk, twig, canopy, cactus, weed, mushroom, fungus

Apple, olive, apricot, elderberry, coconut, sugar, rice, wheat, cotton, flax, barley, hops, onion, carrot, turnip, cabbage, squash, pumpkin, pepper

Flower, rose, lavender, lilac, jasmine, jonquil, marigold, carnelian, carnation, goldenrod, sage, wisteria, dahlia, nightshade, lily, daisy, daffodil, columbine, amaranth, crocus, buttercup, foxglove, iris, holly, hydrangea, orchid, snowdrop, hyacinth, tulip, yarrow, magnolia, honeysuckle, belladonna, lily pad, magnolia

People

Settler, Pilgrim, Pioneer, Merchant, Prospector, Maker, Surveyor, Mason, Overseer, Apprentice, Widow, Sailor, Miner, Blacksmith, Butcher, Baker, Brewer, Barkeep, Ferryman, Hangman, Gambler, Fisherman, Adventurer, Hero, Seeker, Hiker, Traveler, Crone

Mage, Magician, Summoner, Sorcerer, Wizard, Conjurer, Necromancer, 

King, Queen, Lord, Count, Baron, Guard, Soldier, Knight, Vindicator, Merchant, Crusader, Imperator, Syndicate, Vanguard, Champion, Warden, Victor, Legionnaire, Master, Archer, Footman, Gladiator, Barbarian, Captain, Commodore, 

Beggar, Hunter, Ranger, Deadman, Smuggler, Robber, Swindler, Rebel, Bootlegger, Outlaw, Pirate, Brigand, Ruffian, Highwayman, Cutpurse, Thief, Assassin

God, Goddess, Exarch, Angel, Devil, Demon, Cultist, Prophet, Hermit, Seer

council, clergy, guild, militia, choir 

Climate, Environment, & The Elements

Cold, cool, brisk, frosty, chilly, icy, freezing, frozen, frigid, glacial, bitter, biting, bleak, arctic, polar, boreal, wintry, snowy, snow, blizzarding, blizzard, sleeting, sleet, chill, frost, ice, icebound, ice cap, floe, snowblind, frostbite, coldsnap, avalanche, snowflake

Hot, sunny, humid, sweltering, steaming, boiling, sizzling, blistering, scalding, smoking, caldescent, dry, parched, arid, fallow, thirsty, melting, molten, fiery, blazing, burning, charring, glowing, searing, scorching, blasted, sun, fire, heat, flame, wildfire, bonfire, inferno, coal, ash, cinder, ember, flare, pyre, tinder, kindling, aflame, alight, ablaze, lava, magma, slag,

Wet, damp, dank, soggy, sodden, soaked, drenched, dripping, sopping, briny, murky, rain, storm, hail, drizzle, sprinkle, downpour, deluge, squall, water, cloud, fog, mist, dew, puddle, pool, current, whirlpool, deep, depths, tide, waves, whitewater, waterfall, tidal wave, flow, flood, leak, drain

Wind, breeze, gust, billow, gail, draft, waft, zephyr, still, airy, clear, smokey, tempest, tempestuous, windswept, aerial, lofty, torrid, turbulent, nebulous, tradewind, thunder, lightning, spark, cyclone, tornado, whirlwind, hurricane, typhoon

Man-made Item Words

Furnace, forge, anvil, vault, strap, strip, whetstone, brick, sword, blade, axe, dagger, shield, buckler, morningstar, bow, quiver, arrow, polearm, flail, staff, stave, sheath, hilt, hammer, knife, helm, mantle, banner, pauldron, chainmail, mace, dart, cutlass, canon, needle, cowl, belt,  buckle, bandana, goggles, hood, boot, heel, spindle, spool, thread, sweater, skirt, bonnet, apron, leather, hide, plate, tunic, vest, satin, silk, wool, velvet, lace, corset, stocking, binding

Plow, scythe, (wheel) barrow, saddle, harrow, brand, collar, whip, leash, lead, bridle, stirrup, wheel, straw, stall, barn, hay, bale, pitchfork, well, log, saw, lumber, sod, thatch, mortar, brick, cement, concrete, pitch, pillar, window, fountain, door, cage, spoke, pole, table, bench, plank, board

Candle, torch, cradle, broom, lamp, lantern, clock, bell, lock, hook, trunk, looking glass, spyglass, bottle, vase, locket, locker, key, handle, rope, knot, sack, pocket, pouch, manacle, chain, stake, coffin, fan. cauldron, kettle, pot, bowl, pestle, oven, ladle, spoon, font, wand, potion, elixir, draught, portal, book, tome, scroll, word, manuscript, letter, message, grimoire, map, ink, quill, pen, cards, dice

Coin, coronet, crown, circlet, scepter, treasure, riches, scales, pie, tart, loaf, biscuit, custard, caramel, pudding, porridge, stew, bread, tea, gravy, gristle, spice, lute, lyre, harp, drum, rouge, powder, perfume, brush

bilge, stern, pier, sail, anchor, mast, dock, deck, flag, ship, boat, canoe, barge, wagon, sled, carriage, buggy, cart

Wine, brandy, whiskey, ale, moonshine, gin, cider, rum, grog, beer, brew, goblet, flagon, flask, cask, tankard, stein, mug, barrel, stock, wort, malt

Body Parts

Head, throat, finger, foot, hand, neck, shoulder, rib, jaw, eye, lips, bosom

Skull, spine, bone, tooth, heart, blood, tears, gut, beard

Mechanical-Sounding Words

cog, fuse, sprocket, wrench, screw, nail, bolt, lever, pulley, spanner, gear, spring, shaft, switch, button, cast, pipe, plug, dial, meter, nozzle, cord, brake, gauge, coil, oil, signal, wire, fluke, staple, clamp, bolt, nut, bulb, patch, pump, cable, socket

torque, force, sonic, spark, fizzle, thermal, beam, laser, steam, buzz, mega, mecha, electro, telsa, power, flicker, charge, current, flow, tinker

Atmospheric Words

Unpleasant, Dangerous, Threatening

(nouns) death, fury, battle, scar, shadow, razor, nightmare, wrath, bone, splinter, peril, war, riptide, strife, reckoning, sorrow, terror, deadwood, nether, venom, grime, rage, void, conquest, pain, folly, revenge, horrid, mirk, shear, fathom, frenzy, corpselight/marshlight, reaper, gloom, doom, torment, torture, spite, grizzled, sludge, refuse, spore, carrion, fear, pyre, funeral, shade, beast, witch, grip, legion, downfall, ruin, plague, woe, bane, horde, acid, fell, grief, corpse, mildew, mold, miter, dirge

(adjectives) dead, jagged, decrepit, fallen, darkened, blackened, dire, grim, feral, wild, broken, desolate, mad, lost, under, stagnant, blistered, derelict, forlorn, unbound, sunken, fallow, shriveled, wayward, bleak, low, weathered, fungal, last, brittle, sleepy, -strewn, dusky, deserted, empty, barren, vacant, forsaken, bare, bereft, stranded, solitary, abandoned, discarded, forgotten, deep, abysmal, bottomless, buried, fathomless,unfathomable, diseased, plagued, virulent, noxious, venomous, toxic, fetid, revolting, putrid, rancid, foul, squalid, sullied, vile, blighted, vicious, ferocious, dangerous, savage, cavernous, vast, yawning, chasmal, echoing, dim, dingy, gloomy, inky, lurid, shaded, shadowy, somber, sunless, tenebrous, unlit, veiled, hellish, accursed, sulfurous, damned, infernal, condemned, doomed, wicked, sinister, dread, unending, spectral, ghostly, haunted, eldritch, unknown, weary, silent, hungry, cloven, acidic

(verb/adverbs): wither (withering / withered), skulk (skulking), whisper, skitter, chitter, sting, slither, writhe, gape, screech, scream, howl, lurk, roil, twist, shift, swarm, spawn, fester, bleed, howl, shudder, shrivel, devour, swirl, maul, trip, smother, weep, shatter, ruin, curse, ravage, hush, rot, drown, sunder, blister, warp, fracture, die, shroud, fall, surge, shiver, roar, thunder, smolder, break, silt, slide, lash, mourn, crush, wail, decay, crumble, erode, decline, reek, lament, taint, corrupt, defile, poison, infect, shun, sigh, sever, crawl, starve, grind, cut, wound, bruise, maim, stab, bludgeon, rust, mutilate, tremble, stumble, fumble, clank, clang

Pleasant, Safe, Neutral

(nouns) spirit, luck, soul, oracle, song, sky, smile, rune, obelisk, cloud, timber, valor, triumph, rest, dream, thrall, might, valiance, glory, mirror, life, hope, oath, serenity, sojourn, god, hearth, crown, throne, crest, guard, rise, ascent, circle, ring, twin, vigil, breath, new, whistle, grasp, snap, fringe, threshold, arch, cleft, bend, home, fruit, wilds, echo, moonlight, sunlight, starlight, splendor, vigilance, honor, memory, fortune, aurora, paradise, caress

(adjectives) gentle, pleasant, prosperous, peaceful, sweet, good, great, mild, grand, topic, lush, wild, abundant, verdant, sylvan, vital, florid, bosky, callow, verdurous, lucious, fertile, spellbound, captivating, mystical, hidden, arcane, clandestine, esoteric, covert, cryptic, runic, otherworldly, touched, still, fair, deep, quiet, bright, sheer, tranquil, ancient, light, far, -wrought, tidal, royal, shaded, swift, true, free, high, vibrant, pure, argent, hibernal, ascendant, halcyon, silken, bountiful, gilded, colossal, massive, stout, elder, -bourne, furrowed, happy, merry, -bound, loud, lit, silk, quiet, bright, luminous, shining, burnished, glossy, brilliant, lambent, lucent, lustrous, radiant, resplendent, vivid, vibrant, illuminated, silvery, limpid, sunlit, divine, sacred, holy, eternal, celestial, spiritual, almighty, anointed, consecrated, exalted, hallowed, sanctified, ambrosial, beatific, blissful, demure, naked, bare, ample, coy,  deific, godly, omnipotent, omnipresent, rapturous, sacramental, sacrosanct, blessed, majestic, iridescent, glowing, overgrown, dense, hard, timeless, sly, scatter, everlasting, full, half, first, last

(verb/adverbs) arch (arching / arched), wink (winking), sing, nestle, graze, stroll, roll, flourish, bloom, bud, burgeon, live, dawn, hide, dawn, run, pray, wake, laugh, wake, glimmer, glitter, drift, sleep, tumble, bind, arch, blush, grin, glister, beam, meander, wind, widen, charm, bewitch, enthrall, entrance, enchant, allure, beguile, glitter, shimmer, sparkle twinkle, crest, quiver, slumber, herald, shelter, leap, click, climb, scuttle, dig, barter, chant, hum, chime, kiss, flirt, tempt, tease, play, seduce

Generic “Fantasy-Sounding” Word Parts

A - D

aaz, ada, adaer, adal, adar, adbar, adir, ae, ael, aer, aern, aeron, aeryeon, agar, agis, aglar, agron, ahar, akan, akyl, al, alam, alan, alaor, ald, alea, ali, alir, allyn, alm, alon, alor, altar, altum, aluar, alys, amar, amaz, ame, ammen, amir, amol, amn, amus, anar, andor, ang, ankh, ar, ara, aram, arc, arg, arian, arkh, arla, arlith, arn, arond, arthus, arum, arvien, ary, asha, ashyr, ask, assur, aster, astra, ath, athor, athra, athryn, atol, au, auga, aum, auroch, aven, az, azar, baal, bae, bael, bak, bal, balor, ban, bar, bara, barr, batol, batar, basir, basha, batyr, bel, belph, belu, ben, beo, bere, berren, berun, besil, bezan, bhaer, bhal, blask, blis, blod, bor, boraz, bos, bran, brath, braun, breon, bri, bry, bul, bur, byl, caer, cal, calan, cara, cassa, cath, cela, cen, cenar, cerul, chalar, cham, chion, cimar, clo, coram, corel, corman, crim, crom, daar, dach, dae, dago, dagol, dahar, dala, dalar, dalin, dam, danas, daneth, dannar, dar, darian,  darath, darm, darma, darro, das, dasa, dasha, dath, del, delia, delimm, dellyn, delmar, delo, den, dess, dever, dhaer, dhas, dhaz, dhed, dhin, din, dine, diar, dien, div, djer, dlyn, dol, dolan, doon, dora, doril, doun, dral, dranor, drasil, dren, drian, drien, drin, drov, druar, drud, duald, duatha, duir, dul, dulth, dun, durth, dyra, dyver,

E - H

ea, eber, eden, edluk, egan, eiel, eilean, ejen, elath, eld, eldor, eldra, elith emar, ellesar, eltar, eltaran, elth, eltur, elyth, emen, empra, emril, emvor, ena, endra, enthor, erad, erai, ere, eriel, erith, erl, eron, erre, eryn, esk, esmel, espar, estria, eta, ethel, eval, ezro, ezan, ezune, ezil, fael, faelar, faern, falk, falak, farak, faril, farla, fel, fen, fenris, fer, fet, fin, finar, forel, folgun, ful, fulk, fur, fyra, fallon, gael, gach, gabir, gadath, gal, galar, gana, gar, garth, garon, garok, garne, gath, geir, gelden, geren,  geron, ghal, ghallar, ghast, ghel, ghom, ghon, gith, glae, glander, glar, glym, gol, goll, gollo, goloth, gorot, gost, goth, graeve, gran, grimm, grist, grom, grosh, grun, grym, gual, guil, guir, gulth, gulur, gur, gurnth, gwaer, haa, hael, haer, hadar, hadel, hakla, hala, hald, halana, halid, hallar, halon, halrua, halus, halvan, hamar, hanar, hanyl, haor, hara, haren, haresk, harmun, harrokh, harrow, haspur, haza, hazuth, heber,  hela, helve, hem, hen, herath, hesper, heth, hethar, hind, hisari, hjaa, hlath, hlond, hluth, hoarth, holtar, horo, hotun, hrag, hrakh, hroth, hull, hyak, hyrza

I - M

iibra, ilth, ilus, ilira, iman, imar, imas, imb, imir, immer, immil, imne, impil, ingdal, innar, ir, iriae, iril, irith, irk, irul, isha, istis, isil, itala, ith, ithal, itka, jada, jae, jaeda, jahaka, jala, jarra, jaro, jath, jenda, jhaamm, jhothm, jinn, jinth, jyn, kado, kah, kal, kalif, kam, kana, kara, karg, kars, karth, kasp, katla, kaul, kazar, kazr, kela, kelem, kerym, keth, keva, kez, kezan, khaer, khal, khama, khaz, khara, khed, khel, khol, khur, kil, kor, korvan, koll, kos, kir, kra, kul, kulda, kund, kyne, lae, laen, lag, lan, lann, lanar, lantar, lapal, lar, laran, lareth, lark, lath, lauth, lav, lavur, lazar, leih, leshyr, leth, lhaza, lhuven, liad, liam, liard, lim, lin, lirn, lisk, listra, lith, liya, llair, llor, lok, lolth, loran, lorkh, lorn, loth, lothen, luen, luir, luk, lund, lur, luth, lyndus, lyra, lyth, maal, madrasm maera, maer, maerim, maes, mag, magra, mahand, mal, malar, mald, maldo, mar, mara, mark, marl, maru, maruk, meir, melish, memnon, mer, metar, methi, mhil, mina, mir, miram, mirk, mista, mith, moander, mok, modir, modan, mon, monn, mor, more, morel, moril, morn, moro, morrow, morth, mort, morum, morven, muar, mul, mydra, myr, myra, myst

N - S

naar, nadyra, naedyr, naga, najar, nal, naal, nalir, nar, naruk, narbond, narlith, narzul, nasaq, nashkel, natar, nath, natha, neir, neth, nether, nhall, nikh, nil, nilith, noan, nolvurm nonthal, norda, noro, novul, nul, nur, nus, nyan, nyth, ober, odra, oghr, okoth, olleth, olodel, omgar, ondath, onthril, ordul, orish, oroch, orgra, orlim, ormath, ornar, orntath, oroch, orth, orva, oryn, orzo, ostel, ostor, ostrav, othea, ovar, ozod, ozul, palan, palad, pae, peldan, pern, perris, perim, pele, pen, phail, phanda, phara, phen, phendra, pila, pinn, pora, puril, pur, pyra, qadim, quar, quel, ques, quil, raah, rael, ran, ranna, rassil, rak, rald, rassa, reddan, reith, relur, ren, rendril, resil, reska, reth, reven, revar, rhy, rhynn, ria, rian, rin, ris, rissian, rona, roch, rorn, rora, rotha, rual, ruar, ruhal, ruil, ruk, runn, rusk, ryn, saa, saar, saal, sabal, samar, samrin, sankh, sar, sarg, sarguth, sarin, sarlan, sel, seld, sember, semkh, sen, sendrin, septa, senta, seros, shaar, shad, shadra, shae, shaen, shaera, shak, shalan, sham, shamath, shan, shana, sharan, shayl, shemar, shere, shor, shul, shyll, shyr, sidur, sil, silvan, sim, sintar, sirem, skar, skell, skur, skyr, sokol, solan, sola, somra, sor, ssin, stel, strill, suldan, sulk, sunda, sur, surkh, suth, syl, sylph, sylune, syndra, syth

T - Z

taak, taar, taer, tah, tak, tala, talag, talar, talas, talath, tammar, tanar, tanil, tar, tara, taran, tarl, tarn, tasha, tath, tavil, telar, teld, telf, telos, tempe, tethy, tezir, thaar, thaer, thal, thalag, thalas, thalan, thalar, thamor, thander, thangol, thar, thay, thazal, theer, theim, thelon, thera, thendi, theril, thiir, thil, thild, thimir, thommar, thon, thoon, thor, thran, thrann, threl, thril, thrul, thryn, thuk, thultan, thume, thun, thy, thyn, thyr, tir, tiras, tirum, tohre, tol, tolar, tolir,  tolzrin, tor, tormel, tormir, traal, triel, trith, tsath, tsur, tul, tur, turiver, turth, tymor, tyr, uder, udar, ugoth, uhr, ukh, ukir, uker, usten, ulgarth, ulgoth, ultir, ulur, umar, umath, umber, unara, undro, undu, untha, upir, ur, ursa, ursol, uron, uth, uthen, uz, van, vaar, vaelan, vaer, vaern, val valan, valash, vali, valt, vandan, vanede, vanrak, var, varyth, vassa, vastar, vaunt, vay, vel, velar, velen, velius, vell, velta, ven, veren, vern, vesper, vilar, vilhon, vintor, vir, vira, virdin, volo, volun, von, voon, vor, voro, vos, vosir, vosal, vund, war, wara, whel, wol, wynn, wyr, wyrm, xer, xul, xen, xian, yad, yag, yal, yar, yath, yeon, yhal, yir, yirar, yuir, yul, yur, zail, zala, zalhar, zan, zanda, zar, zalar, zarach, zaru, zash, zashu, zemur, zhent, zim, ziram, zindala, zindar, zoun, zul, zurr, zuth, zuu, zym

A lot of places are named after historical events, battles, and people, so keep that in mind. God/Goddess names tied to your world also work well. Places are also often named after things that the area is known for, like Georgia being known for its peaches.

My brain was fried by the end of this so feel free to add more!

I hope you find this reference helpful and good luck world-building!

-Mel

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Lil oneshot with Vixation (@funny-critters-blog/@guppieishere), Wolf Hexed (@forcedvoid), and Fungus (one of my ocs)!

ENJOYYYYY!!!!!

Vixation: So you do magic too, kid?

Fungus: That is correct. It’s mostly summoning demons and seeing the dead though. I can do curses every once in awhile.

Vixation: That’s cool. I curse anyone that gets on my nerves.

Fungus: Oh! So are you the one who cursed that wolf guy?

Vixation: The who?

*Fungus points towards Wolf Hexed who’s walking across the road from them*

Vixation: What’s wrong with him?

Fungus: Wait for it.

*out of nowhere, a lamppost falls on top of Wolf Hexed*

Vixation: Sheesh! I didn’t curse that guy. Did you curse him?

Fungus: No, I did not. That’s why I asked you.

Vixation: Can you fix it?

*Fungus slowly turns around to stare at Vixation*

Fungus: I can’t fix that guy.

Vixation: Well neither can I! The poor guy is stuck being cursed like that, I suppose.

Wolf Hexed: …Can someone call an ambulance? I think my back stopped working…again.

Vixation: Wha- How’s that guy still alive?!

Fungus: I’ll call the ambulance.

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THE SMILING VOICES: OC VOICE CLAIMS!

This video does contain death mentions, a suicide mention, and swears in English + Spanish. You have been warned!

In case you don’t want to watch the video, here’s everyone’s (all of the ocs that are in the video) voice claims!

Harper Barker - Nicole from Class of 09

Topaz - Roier from QSMP

Calico - Puss In Boots from Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

Diamond - Rarity from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Lucy - Madoka from Madoka Magica

Ash - Nine from Sonic Prime (outdated)

Fungus - Dipper from Gravity Falls

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CHAPTER 3 IS FINALLY HERE🗣️🗣️🗣️

Finished reading the new chapter? Lucky for you, I got some treats for ya!

CHARACTER SHEETS FOR THE NEW CHARACTERS AND CATNAP‼️‼️‼️

CatNap, the used to be sleepy critter. He’s now a leader of new group, the Sun Screamers! He may not look like leadership material but he learned from, what he claims to be, the best leader that he knows.

Meet Harper Barker! Sassy, rude, and serious is how most critters describe her. She’s the Captain of the Ratto Mafia Guards and takes her job very seriously. She refuses to rest until she catches CatNap. She reeks of bleach due to her fur being dyed so much, what’s her real fur color? No one knows but her girlfriend does!

Fun Fact: I inverted one of the Smiling Critters and gave them to Harper. Can you guess who’s inverted color palette I gave her?

Crashing through your door is Topaz! He’ll cheer you up no matter what! This Spiny Mouse always gets himself hurt in the weirdest ways possible, but that doesn’t stop him. Luckily he has his friends to patch him up!

Fun Fact: Topaz was one of the first Sun Screamers that I designed, that’s why his color palette is a bit more unique than the others.

Cold and Serious…. Calico! Some say he lost his eye to a monster, some say that Tony ripped out his eye, but CatNap thinks that he’s just a big softy inside. This orange and white fawn variegated rat will protect his friends no matter the cost.

Fun fact: Calico was going to be named Patches (kinda like a pirate) but I changed my mind and gave the name Patches to the stoner rat at the beginning of Chapter 3!

The Sun Screamers’ number one fashion designer, Diamond! She’s makes new accessories for her friends as her way of bonding with them. This white dumbo rat is known for her huge ears, she’s always wearing different earrings everyday. She cares for her friends deeply and will drop her nice girl act to throw hands with whoever hurts her friends.

Fun Fact: I imagined Diamond with comically large ears at first, but I wasn’t able to draw them so we got somewhat big ears Diamond! She also used to wear so many earrings but I didn’t know how to draw them so any kind of earrings on Diamond is perfectly okay with me.

This scene mouse is Lucy! This Australien long coated mouse is the most shyest girl you’ll ever met. CatNap and the rest of their friends have tried to get her out of shell, but it usually never works. It’s rare to see her yell or be angry in general.

Fun Fact: Lucy was going to be emo, but I changed her to be a scene girl because it fits with the times! (the fanfic takes place in 2005)

Yuck, what’s burning? It’s Ash making a new invention! This cotton mouse tends to have a short temper whenever things don’t go his way. Sometimes his inventions work and sometimes they don’t, he tends to have backup plans upon backup plans for everything.

Fun Fact: When I was designing Ash, he went through so many phases! First, he was brown girl mouse named Goggles. Then he got changed to a boy and his name was changed to Ash. Then he was light grey before I settled on dark grey.

What’s that growing from that ground? It’s everyone’s number one spooky boy, Fungus! He’s one of the oldest children among his many siblings. This brown satin rat is normally busy talking to his dead siblings or learning a new spell, but you’ll see him around the valley’s graveyard most of the time.

Fun Fact: Fungus’ book was going to have a pentagram on it instead but I thought it was an overused idea so I replaced it for the eyes!

Yeesh! I thought we were done, but what’s that bright light? Is it god? No you sillies! It’s one of the angels known Cat-Bee! Always ready to help her friends at the ready, but don’t let her carefree nature fool you! She’ll get protective of her friends if she senses danger. Nonetheless, she’s one of the people that helps keep CatNap sane.

Fun Fact: She was originally going to be disguised as a capybara instead of Ash with another toy angel disguised as a capybara beside her. But I thought that was too many characters for one chapter so you’ll see that other angel in a later chapter.

If you’re up for a puzzle based on this fanfic then check out this puzzle that I made! (Light mode is highly recommended.)

If you’re stuck, there’s a hint in this chapter that can help you complete the puzzle! :)

SEE YA IN CHAPTER 4!

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Fungus would lose his shit if he ever learned the word ‘Unalive’ like bro would start ranting about all the different words and phrases that you could use to refer to dead.

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Doodle, I have too much energy, I need to go to sleep, HELP--

Also can I get a list for ur ocs, I wanna make one shots of em pls

🥺👉👈

1. GO TO BED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

2. Sure! Here’s the list and if you have any questions about them (personalities, relationships, etc), my dms are always open!

- Harper Barker (She hates CatNap and she has a girlfriend!)

THE SUNSCREAMERS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ (CatNap’s friend group/gang)

- Topaz The Spiny Mouse

- Calico The Fawn Variegated Rat

- Diamond The Dumbo Rat

- Lucy The Australien Long Coated Mouse

- Ash The Cotton Mouse

- Fungus The Satin Rat (One of CatNap’s many adopted nephews)

Have fun writing and thanks for the ask! :D

[that1garrulousfan]

AGAIN?!

Lil oneshot with Vixation (@funny-critters-blog/@guppieishere), Wolf Hexed (@forcedvoid), and Fungus (one of my ocs)!

ENJOYYYYY!!!!!

Vixation: So you do magic too, kid?

Fungus: That is correct. It’s mostly summoning demons and seeing the dead though. I can do curses every once in awhile.

Vixation: That’s cool. I curse anyone that gets on my nerves.

Fungus: Oh! So are you the one who cursed that wolf guy?

Vixation: The who?

*Fungus points towards Wolf Hexed who’s walking across the road from them*

Vixation: What’s wrong with him?

Fungus: Wait for it.

*out of nowhere, a lamppost falls on top of Wolf Hexed*

Vixation: Sheesh! I didn’t curse that guy. Did you curse him?

Fungus: No, I did not. That’s why I asked you.

Vixation: Can you fix it?

*Fungus slowly turns around to stare at Vixation*

Fungus: I can’t fix that guy.

Vixation: Well neither can I! The poor guy is stuck being cursed like that, I suppose.

Wolf Hexed: …Can someone call an ambulance? I think my back stopped working…again.

Vixation: Wha- How’s that guy still alive?!

Fungus: I’ll call the ambulance.

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Lmao, At this point WolfHexed is his own curse

Lil oneshot with Vixation (@funny-critters-blog/@guppieishere), Wolf Hexed (@forcedvoid), and Fungus (one of my ocs)!

ENJOYYYYY!!!!!

Vixation: So you do magic too, kid?

Fungus: That is correct. It’s mostly summoning demons and seeing the dead though. I can do curses every once in awhile.

Vixation: That’s cool. I curse anyone that gets on my nerves.

Fungus: Oh! So are you the one who cursed that wolf guy?

Vixation: The who?

*Fungus points towards Wolf Hexed who’s walking across the road from them*

Vixation: What’s wrong with him?

Fungus: Wait for it.

*out of nowhere, a lamppost falls on top of Wolf Hexed*

Vixation: Sheesh! I didn’t curse that guy. Did you curse him?

Fungus: No, I did not. That’s why I asked you.

Vixation: Can you fix it?

*Fungus slowly turns around to stare at Vixation*

Fungus: I can’t fix that guy.

Vixation: Well neither can I! The poor guy is stuck being cursed like that, I suppose.

Wolf Hexed: …Can someone call an ambulance? I think my back stopped working…again.

Vixation: Wha- How’s that guy still alive?!

Fungus: I’ll call the ambulance.

[that1garrulousfan]

GAHHHH I LOVE THESE SMMM

UNDERRATED FR FR

AND I LOVE HOW YOU PUT LORE

WJSBWJSBANA

RANDOM SMILING CRITTERS OC ONESHOTS FT. @that1garrulousfan & @daydreamer36 OCS!

Scene 1 (Copper Trade & Hot Topic):

Ash, sitting on top of a cooler: Where is that penguin…

Fungus: He could be running late, Tio.

Ash: Yeah, yeah I know but Issac is normally on time whenever I call him. You don’t think he forgot, do you?

Fungus: No, if anything he’s probably stuck in traffic or something.

Ash: Yeah, you’re right. Y’know the last time I was here, there was this super hyper hyena that kept asking me what I was making-

HyperHumor in the distance: HEY THERE INVENTOR GUY!

Ash: oh my god no.

She runs towards them.

HyperHumor: I didn’t expect to see you again! You even brought a new friend with you this time!

Fungus: Tio, who is this lady-

HyperHumor: YOU’RE AN UNCLE NOW?!

Ash: I’ve always been an- Nevermind, yes I’m an uncle. Now what do you want?

HyperHumor: I just wanna know what you’re building that’s all!

Ash: I’m just fixing a coffee machine for a friend of mine.

Ash turns to Fungus and whispers into his ear.

Ash, whispering: Fungus, I need you to distract her until I’m done getting the materials from Issac.

Fungus nods in agreement.

Ash: Hey, uh…what’s your name again?

HyperHumor: My name is HyperHumor!

Ash: Oh! Well my name is Ash. This is my nephew, Fungus. Can you like take him to the uh…

Fungus: The Hello Kitty Store!

Ash: I thought you couldn’t stand that pla-

The boy winked at his uncle.

Ash: I mean- Yeah, take him to the Hello Kitty store for me!

HyperHumor: Uh, okay? When do you want me to give him back?

Ash: He’ll tell you when it’s time to go.

HyperHumor: Okay.

Hyper and Fungus leave as Issac finally arrives.

Issac Inventor: Sorry I’m late. I was stuck talking to this weird dog.

Ash: Don’t worry about it. You got the goods?

Issac Inventor: Depends, you got the ice?

Ash opens the cooler to reveal a huge chuck of ice.

Issac Inventor: Oh that’s beautiful! you’re gonna be building good for months!

HyperHumor and Fungus walk around the mall until they see a store.

HyperHumor: Hey, this isn’t the Hello Kitty store!

Fungus: No, it’s Hot Topic.

HyperHumor: What’s the topic? Devil worship?

Fungus: Wouldn’t you like to know.

They walk into the store and immediately spot a familiar face.

???: Which shirt did she want again?

Fungus: Miss Barker?

Harper Barker turns around and spots the two.

Harper Barker: Oh sweet critter-Jesus.

HyperHumor: Harper! I didn’t know you shopped here!

Harper Barker: I don’t. The one in the underground is getting remodeled and my girlfriend wanted something from here.

Fungus: As in the girlfriend that you don’t have?

Harper Barker: Shouldn’t you be with one of weird aunts or uncles?

Fungus: Shouldn’t you stop patronizing my uncle?

HyperHumor: Wait you two know each other?

Fungus and Harper both sigh.

Fungus & Harper: Unfortunately.

Harper Barker: One of his uncles is a criminal.

Fungus: She keeps hunting down my uncle CatNap whenever he isn’t doing anything bad.

HyperHumor: Yeesh, bad experiences with each other. We’ll just leave you alone then.

Fungus: Gabby says that you reek of bleach.

HyperHumor: ALRIGHT! Bye Harper!

Harper rolls her eyes and continued shopping as the two left.

They didn’t buy anything…

Scene 2 (Chased by a Guard Dog):

HyperHumor is seen walking through the halls of a facility. SV! CatNap is not too far behind her. Harper is seen talking to another guard.

Harper Barker: Yeah and then he said-

HyperHumor: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Harper turns around and makes eye contact with Hyper. They stare at each other for a few minutes before Hyper runs away with Harper chasing her from behind.

Harper Barker: OH HYPERHUMOR!

HyperHumor: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Scene 3 (Denial):

Harper Barker is running through the valley in order to get to the entrance of the Underground.

SV! CatNap: Hey Harp-

Harper Barker: YOU’RE GAY.

Harper continues to run.

SV! CatNap: Yeesh! What was that about?

HyperHumor: Yeah like there was no need to repeat something that we already knew.

SV! CatNap slowly turns to stare at her.

HyperHumor: What?

SV! CatNap: I- I’m not gay.

HyperHumor eyes him up and down.

SV! CatNap: Why are you looking at me like that?

HyperHumor: Didn’t you call the sun DogDay-

SV! CatNap: IT WAS ONE TIME!

Diamond: CatNap, darling, we all know that it was more than one time.

SV! CatNap: No it wasn’t! Calico, you believe me right?

Calico: Te he visto llorar al anochecer varias veces. [translated: I've seen you cry at dusk (the sunset) several times.]

SV! CatNap: Damnit.

Scene 4 (Bagels):

Pico: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Pierre, standing behind Lucy: The Souls of the Innocent.

Lucy: A bagel.

Pierre: NO!

Lucy: Two bagels…?

Scene 5 (THE VOICES.):

Dainty Daisy: Hey, what’s wrong with that guy?

She points towards SV! CatNap being crowded by the SV! Smiling Critters.

HyperHumor: I don’t know, I tried asking once but-

SV! CatNap: THE VOICES‼️‼️‼️

SV! Hoppy: WE DEMAND WAFFLE FRIES!!!!

SV! Kickin: THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD DEMAND IT!!!!

SV! Bubba Bubbaphant: I don’t.

SV! Hoppy slowly turns around to look at him before turning back to SV! CatNap.

SV! Hoppy: BUBBA DEMANDS WAFFLE FRIES!!!

SV! Bubba Bubbaphant: NO I DONT???

Scene 6 (Dehydration or Godhood?):

Harper Barker and Pierre are fighting each other for practice, Pierre hadn’t been drinking water at all that day.

Harper Barker: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated-

Pierre: OUTTA MY WAY LESBIAN! I’M BOUTTA LIBERATE MY DIVINE SELF FROM THIS MORTAL SHELL!

After Pierre attempted to fight Harper….

Pierre, laying on the ground as he looks extremely exhausted: Hop- Hopital…

Scene 7 (Roof: Chased by a Guard Dog continued):

Harper Barker is looking for HyperHumor and SV! CatNap around the facility.

Harper Barker: Where are they-

Footsteps are heard above her.

Harper Barker: oh my god.

Rat Guard 1: Captain! The intruders ran into the janitor’s closet-

Harper Barker: HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET UP TO THE ROOF?!

Rat Guard 2: Oh so that’s why we couldn’t find them in the janitor’s closet!

Harper Barker: …what.

Rat Guard 2: Yeah, we couldn’t find-

Harper grabs Rat Guard 2 by the neck and pins them to the wall.

Harper Barker: Has no one ever taught you a lesson in shutting up? Because that running mouth of yours is about to get you fired.

Rat Guard 2: No… Sorry, Ca- Captain.

Harper Barker: Good.

She throws them into Rat Guard 1.

Harper Barker: Now go be useful and capture those intruders.

The two guards ran off as Harper quickly made her way towards the roof.

Meanwhile…

SV! CatNap and HyperHumor are on the roof, looking down at the ground below.

HyperHumor: How much do you think grass can soften a fall?

SV! CatNap: Not a lot. Trust me, I’ve seen Topaz try and fail several times.

HyperHumor: Welp, what are we supposed to do now?

SV! CatNap: I can probably call Cat-Bee to teleport us out of here-

Harper Barker from a distance: OH CRIMINAL!

SV! CatNap: ONTO THE GRASS!

HyperHumor: WAIT WHAT-

SV! CatNap pushed HyperHumor off the roof before jumping off as well. Harper Barker and two rat guards walked over to where the two criminals were before they jumped.

Rat Guard 1: Are they…dead?

Harper couldn’t help but smile. Her smile looked manic…

Harper Barker: Only one can hope!

…Harper then saw both of them again when she was getting lunch with her girlfriend.

Scene 8 (Fries):

HyperHumor and Harper Barker are sitting at a park bench.

HyperHumor: Your anger levels have not gone down at all today!

Harper Barker: Okay and?

HyperHumor: We were supposed to figure out how to control your anger so that you’d stop blowing up on people and saying death threats whenever someone you don’t like starts speaking! Aren’t guards supposed to be nice to civilians or something?

Harper Barker: Not me. I’m the captain of the guards, remember?

Hyper let out an annoyed sigh.

HyperHumor: Of course that doesn’t apply to you…

???: Sounds like you’re trying to help Harper with her issues.

Hyper and Harper turned around and saw Dainty Daisy walking towards them. Harper’s eyes widened as she saw fries in Daisy’s hand.

Harper Barker: She has Hop n Stops! Dan, where’d you get Hop n Stops?

Dainty Daisy: Hop n Stop?

Harper held her hand out.

Harper Barker: Bitch, give me fry.

HyperHumor: Harper language-

Dainty Daisy, holding the fries away from her: Is that how you ask?

Harper Barker: Bitch, PLEASE give me a fry.

Daisy gave Harper a fry as she sat down next to Hyper. Putting the fries on the table as she did so.

HyperHumor: That’s somewhat better, but can you please not call her the B word?

Harper Barker: That sounds like you problem.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper, why are you even helping her? She’s walking disaster.

HyperHumor: Be nice! Harper just needs a push in the right direction is all.

Dainty Daisy: She needs a push into therapy.

Harper Barker: And you need a push into the hospital.

Dainty Daisy: See? Just let her imaginary girlfriend help her.

Harper started to growl.

Harper Barker: Continue talking about my girlfriend and the last thing you’re gonna remember is her putting you in the ground.

HyperHumor: Harper, calm down! Daisy didn’t mean it! Right, Daisy?

Dainty Daisy: I mean it. God, I need some fries- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIES?!

Harper showed off the last fry in front of Daisy before eating it in front of her.

Dainty Daisy: B*dolphin noise*H, THAT WAS MY LAST ONE! HOW’D YOU TAKE THAT?!

Harper Barker: Quick hands. Don’t leave your fries out on the table next time. You should check in with like Fungus or an angel about that weird censoring curse you and Hyper both have.

Dainty Daisy: We don’t-

HyperHumor: HAHA! YOU’RE SO RIGHT, HARPER! WE SHOULD DO THAT EVENTUALLY!

Daisy gave Hyper a confused look.

HyperHumor: Wow! Look at the time, we’d better get going now. Bye, Harper! See ya later!

Before Harper could say anything, Hyper quickly dragged Daisy behind a building.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper, what was that all about? Why were you acting so weird?

HyperHumor turned around and gave her a guilty look.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper… What did you do?

HyperHumor: So uh… Funny story, Harper thinks that we’re from her universe-

Dainty Daisy: HYPER!

HyperHumor: I wasn’t even done yet! She thinks we’re from here and that we got cursed to be censored whenever we swear!

Dainty Daisy: You could’ve ask that Bee-Cat lady to turn off the censors! I don’t mind cussing Harper out without censors.

HyperHumor: That’s problem if I do turn off the censors for us! Harper would crush you into tiny little bits! I’ve seen her fight and she gets all the scary.

Dainty Daisy: Okay? I can probably take her in a fight.

HyperHumor: You don’t know that!

Dainty Daisy: Ugh, can we just talk about this back home?

HyperHumor: Fine, but you have to put a dollar in the sweat jar for what you said to Harper!

Daisy rolled her eyes as Hyper opened a portal back home.

Dainty Daisy: Fine.

Hyper and Daisy both enter the portal as a shadowy figure watches before flying away. The only thing left behind was a yellowish green feather.

THATS THE END OF THIS BATCH OF ONESHOTS! :D

HYPERHUMOR AND DAINTY DAISY BELONGS TO @that1garrulousfan

PERFECT PIERRE, PICO IMPURE, AND ISSAC INVENTOR BELONGS TO @daydreamer36